Everything Is Going to be OK

I must admit, I was a little worried when the Toronto Maple Leafs relieved coach Pat Quinn of his duties. But now, I'm relieved. I'm relieved that, like an old but wise cat, he's landed on his feet again.

I think you can find him at a downtown Vancouver location. It's the one where all the employees are now wearing helmets (visors are optional) and only serve double-double's while wearing hockey gloves. Everyone who works there is older and slower than the workers at all the other Tim Hortons except the manager; he's close to half Quinn's age, but apparently they get along just fine.

He'll answer to, "Oh, Fritter-boy?"